Flaunt Magazine is seriously hip. Within two clicks I found stories about Rachel Bilson, Bijou Phillips, Prince, Jame Macavoy, Mark Ronson. Yet somehow, our very own beloved, toothless, raving Captain Crunch showed up within its pages – in the same issue as Evan Rachel Wood, – making it all the hipper. They were going to do a fashion makeover on him, but for some reason I can’t remember they opted instead to do a photo shoot of him at en2go choking a smiling, yellow-bellied dinosaur puppet. My puppet. (His name is Jellybean.) Special thanks to Lily Antebi for bringing this to life. Jellybean, however, did not fare so well. R.I.P. Jellybean.